watch your mouth because they are.

WE'RE GONNA RIDE THE BIG WAVE.

2009-04-07T20:32:00.002+08:00

Well, after some deliberation, I've decided to take an indefinite amount of time off this blog for a while. This is because... facebook is so much more convenient when it comes to uploading pictures hahaha. So for those who still haven't had a facebook account, shame on you, heh heh.

There're stuff about army I wanna talk about but it's probably more safe not to, since every inch of the internet is monitored by them. Especially the blogosphere, and it's kinda getting dull knowing there are people reading your blog, but not letting you know that they're at it. I term them the sneaky banglahs.

So, until I find another blog site to nest on, or until I really wanna blog about something but can't find elsewhere, I'll be back here. For now, that seems like an impossibility because the blogging fever's gone and it's more entertaining reading other blogs. I'm sure mine isn't as entertaining as theirs since I don't have all the cussing and defaming nonsense.

It's been fun, fellas!

EXERCISE KOALLABY.

2009-03-03T01:21:00.002+08:00

This is like my update channel, heh heh.

I'll be off to darwin, which is in the northern territory of australia from tomorrow night (3rd march) till the 9th, which is a monday. Then I'll be back in camp, to see what are the latest happenings for my case. They really love to give me one heck of a roller-coaster ride when I'm still pes b, dang it.

Anyhoo, this trip spells a first for some stuff.

1. Finally travelling out of asia, albeit not very far I know. But it's better than going china, thailand or malaysia and not knowing what on earth people are saying about you.

2. Wow, great, ang moh country =D also means nude beaches, hahaha.

3. Yes, I can speak and understand england there!

4. Outstanding! Taking awesome pictures outside of singapore.

5. Taking budget airline jetstar. I know it's gonna suck bad.

That's it! Probably going to be my one and only holiday during my national service, w00t. ORD lo!

INTO ODIN'S VALHALLA.

2009-02-25T21:24:00.003+08:00

I just caught valkyrie... somewhere other than the theatre, heh heh. Well, expectedly it's a sad show since the protagonist dies in the end. It's not a spoiler because I would've expected you to read up on basic german history =D

Don't know why I feel sort of weird after watching some movies, it's like I was transported to the time where the event occurred in the show. Then after it ends, it's like a lingering sensation, like as if I'm still in that certain world. I then feel certain emotions that I normally wouldn't feel for a while, then I stop still for some moments, in that virtual state.Anyway, I'm about to take a short break from being stuck in west singapore for a while, and travel elsewhere down under.

But then, there's still a lot to look forward to this weekend. Getting my wide angle prime, which I hope will go smoothly with the guy selling it to me. Going to thomas' sexciting concert, and well, preparing for the termination of my next posting, which i hope will go well. Waiting expectantly for the next appointment as well.

Life's more interesting when you don't go by the norms, don't you agree?

It's a fantastic plan!

MAUL AND EVADE.

2009-02-11T21:24:00.003+08:00

Hmm, I haven't been around for some time.

I think I should drag myself to do something more productive like learning driving. Next thing should be meeting more friends before my brain starts to rot. I guess if I don't think of stuff to do, time might run out before the army unleashes another blow on me. Anyway, don't think I could do much till next thursday.Tsk, a few days ago I was like feeling good and all then now, it's like some stuff are kinda messed up. Maybe going back to camp tomorrow will liven things a little. But it's not like things are that better in the office...

MONSTER TRUCK.

2009-01-24T11:28:00.004+08:00

The signal storeman course lasts for twelve days. I'm about ten days into the course at a faraway camp; yes travelling's been a bitch :/ But it's quite an interesting class I'm in, although I was already prepared for the kinds of people I was going to meet in this place.

Most of them are pes e guys, meaning after two years of service, they never ever have anything to do with the army. Tempting.

Okay, but some of the people in the class are interesting, let's break it down.

1. There's this one and only cpl in the class, meaning he's about to ord already. Cpls should know more than ptes or recs right? Wrong. This guy is like one of a kind man. He was chosen to be the class ic, but whenever we're counting strength in file order, his math cannot make it, cos' he can't multiply any numbers higher than ten. A typical scenario would be:

Last guy: 18 rows and 2 blanks, ic!
IC: *Takes out his cell and jabs some stuff in*
Some other guy: It's fifty three lah! Fifty two plus you loh.
IC: Oh okay. *Puts back his cell and a long pause ensues*
Instructor: Fall them out lah.
IC: Orh. *Another long pause*
Instructor: Huh? You don't know the command?

Yeah, he didn't know -.- I think anyone who saw him like this also won't think he deserves to ord first, hahaha.

2. Hmm, there's another guy who has the same name as beer brand. Well, his story is not that complicated, but it's really bizzare. He had a surgical op on his head (I think it's something related to the brain), and his flesh was then sorta stitched back on after the op. I don't know whether his skull is cracked there or something, but if you look carefully at that portion of his head, it's always throbbing. I think if he ran, that part would throb even more.

Yeap, his brain is right under that part of his scalp. No, I didn't touch it :/

3. There's this guy who's in the same unit as this friend I always hang around with. Apparently, he considers themselves acquaintances. About this guy, he has anxiety issues. He can't stay around in crowded places for too long or he'll perspire like a running tap. That means no trains, buses or cars for him, although I think he can still tolerate riding in them for some period of time. Although it's psychological, it's rather difficult to curb, since I'm always seeing him walking home. Even though the walk takes like an hour, he'd still do it.

That's probably why his 2.4km timing is 6:55.

No, you didn't hear me wrong; Six-fifty-five. Holy crap!

4. There're a bunch of people in class who're really annoying. Always wanting to suck up to the instructor for some reason in class. My friend describes their looks as those of an abomination, especially one guy. If you want a graphic image of what an abomination looks like, I think this image should suffice. But it's not really interesting to talk about such people.

5. A couple of sissy acting guys in class that my friend doesn't like. Includes a guy who's weighs between 150 to 200kg and another guy who lives at boon lay like me but has a lot of dandruff. So much that everyone else but him notices it. My friend calls him a snowman, I call him frosty for reference's sake.

6. There's this indian guy in class who speaks with a caucasian's accent. Normally I don't find this very awkward cos I'm cool with it, but my instructor tried to mimic his accent in class when he asked a question. Haha, I know, quite bastard.

7. About a quarter of the class smokes and it gets really annoying when they bring back the stench to class and I have to tolerate them, zzz.

8. I think my instructor is super classic. His english is quite chui, I understand. He said his mandarin isn't that fantastic either, urm okay a bit out of the ordinary. Then he speaks japanese sometimes in some high-pitched act cute tone which is really @*#$&^. Thus, I can conclude that he sucks at all languages. The weird thing is his itunes playlist consists of english songs and he watches english movies like devil wears prada and some other unconventional films. He let us watch almost all of them on his macbook, so, I don't have any complaints =D

9. That's about all the sorts of guys in my class. I did see 3 other malays with thick make-up on their faces from another class, with this guy with a big build and a huge chest (seriously looks like it's been implanted with silicon, and I'm not shitting you at all) who is really quite morbid to look at. I'm not being mean, at least for this case.

10. There's also me, who might not be in a store in camp, but he's learning signal store stuff for formality's sake, hahaha.

Two more days of hardcore travelling...

P.s.: Sorry if this gives you a very mean impression of myself, but I kinda try hard not to mix with everyone in class so I observe people more =D Why don't I socialise? For obvious security reasons, you nut.

THE LEVIATHAN'S VICISSITUDE.

2008-12-29T19:13:00.005+08:00

WHY DID AERIS HAVE TO DIE?!@#$%^&*>:(

But I think I'll get her back right? Since I've still yet to get her the powerful weapons and limit break shit. Shucks, forgot the story from last time already, anyone knows? :D

On the other hand, happy new year's in advance! I doubt I'll be loitering around blogger dashboard to usher in the new year with anyone (not like many will care) so I'll just do it now. Enjoy yourselves hoooooooo!~~

Oh, as a new year's gift to any of you, I'll finish this post with a few well-wishings to you for 2009.Baseball fail.

Boyfriend fail.
Army fail.Party fail.
Frisbee fail.Lens cap fail.
Millionaire fail.
Wall-mart fail.Strip party fail.

That's nine so far, for 2009.

But I'll just toss in one more!

Rapist fail.

Hahahahaha.

Images adapted from failblog.org; warning: you might suffer asphixiation if you read the entire blog.

SHRIEKS OF TREPIDITY.

2008-12-27T15:34:00.003+08:00

I went to sentosa on 19th of december, mostly with people I don't know.

For what?

Some cohesion event held by resource branch of my unit. Although it sounds pretty lame, but how often does your army unit organise such an outing for nsf? Almost never, so it's quite cool. Everything paid for too =)
Thomas and some mynah chick he found; he kinda picked it up after it fell from its nest one (not-so) fine day. If it were up to me, I'd just leave the bird there and let the mama go pick it up later. But no, he brought it all the way to sentosa after the vets at vivo turned him down for accomodation (they think like me too, hahaha). He bought papaya and a brand new cage just for it, and lugged it around.

Thank goodness he didn't bring it up the skyride and luge.There it is, so cute right?

It kept tweeting though, damn annoying. We received like free stares from everyone we walked past.

Okay, the moral of the boy and the bird is: don't be stupid.

The bird died of starvation in the end when thomas placed it back in the wild after bringing it everywhere and complaining about it.
Thomas, ken and miss sylvia (my superior). She was really really scared shitless when we were onboard the skyride. She would just scream and scream for like three-quarters of the entire ride (which isn't very long, maybe about fifteen minutes?). What did she do for the other quarter of the journey? Closing her eyes.

About half the journey was spent trying to rip my arm off from its socket, but it's nothing much, bearable enough.

If my arm gone, then she cannot ask me to do anything anymore, which might be quite a pleasant thought though.I guess going to sentosa straight after work is quite a bad idea, since no one was interested in hanging out at the beach and looking at babes or anything. Oh well, so it's like skyride >>> luge >>> hang around vivo and having dinner at carl's jr. with bird chirping as the music background >>> home.

ABSINTHE MODE.

2008-12-23T22:56:00.004+08:00

Yes cousin, I viewed your friendster profile and ran away after you overwhelmed me with your gayness. No peace in my heart, babe.

Besides, I keep receiving spammed comments from my own friends (doubt they sent me those) with fake youtube screenshots which are really linked images to some weird spinoff friendster sites.

Migrate to facebook, people. It's getting crowded =D

Popped by charmaine's new house last night, or maybe you could call it a freaking palace.No one had any idea what they were in for (except one other guy) so we were all rather astonished.The gathering also quite slip-shod lah - altogether like six other people from 4c came. I think if any of the others read this post I might be quite screwed, since everything was my idea hahaha.

Wah the dinner at cartel more expensive than fish & co. I tell you, and fish & co. is so much more high-class. Although they take really long to serve the food, and we didn't even extort the free flow bread, gah.
Duck game yesterday, duck game today, duck game tomorrow.
Duck game here, duck game there, duck game anywhere.
Tian and his disturbing expressions.Karolyn gan, so long never see her. Still counting some stuff on my face...
I don't need to count anything, I just show.
I know what you're thinking, my blog readers~ (pg-rated stuff, mind you)She kinda dressed too nice for an informal outing leh. I think she's feeding her parrot.Peekaboo~ I didn't take this!Haha there's a lot of messy rubbish in this post cos I already posted most of the photos on facebook. Go see.

Mostly my mood has been warped by audrey, sianjibua.

Two more days!

HELLO?

2008-12-15T11:43:00.003+08:00

I like this place more this way.

Ah,

Merry nineteen to the sis! :)

CEREBRAL MELTDOWN.

2008-12-13T00:31:00.005+08:00

The time now is twelve thirty on a saturday morning, in other words it's just thirty minutes past midnight and I just got back home from the seventeen magazine queen of queens pageant. There's a perfectly legitimate reason why I'm back home so early, and I know some people are gonna read this. So while, everything's still fresh in my head, I'll just ramble some. Regard what I mention as pure fun; that's a disclaimer.

Met lewis and we arrived at harbourfront at about six fourty-five. We weren't gonna meet anyone so we had dinner and went straight to powerhouse. Queue got longer within half-an-hour and I realised this pageant is just like any other event; turn up late. Okay, that's not all. So we went in and at about fifteen minutes to nine, the emcees began to introduce themselves blahblahblah. Later on, jiayang and the rest came and we sorta chatted and stuff. Then, lewis found out one astonishingly surprising but horrible fact: free flow till ten thirty.As you can tell from my narration, the pageant wasn't the highlight at all. I think you can assume why.

At first, we ordered a few cranberry vodkas, maybe four or five for the seven of us, among other lighter stuff. I then suggested tequila shots; four were drinking so, eight shots? Well, they didn't have shots so they offered teq. pops, which is about double the quantity of a shot. Lewis took about four to five of that, karin took about uh, many, probably more than that.Sorry I had to hurt your eyes to see all these. I totally understand.

Conclusion is both of them got wasted. Lewis wasn't walking straight and he kept sinking his head in his arms and wherever seemed comfortable to him. Karin was talking nonsense and calling lewis a loser cos' he seemed worse off, as compared to her. The fact was that she could put up a brave front while lewis was... ... ... ...

Well, my night was perfect but ruined. I was undoubtably enthusiastic and everything was a green light to me (not that I was seeing green lights, I was uh, seventy-five percent sober). Three teq. pops, about three more cranberry vodkas, a small bottle of 'sol' beer (whatever that is). I was still sane enough to stop myself, definitely.
Well, that's jieying. She didn't win the pageant this time wrong, so I guess she resorted to five pops after the event ended (it was really a popular drink huh.) then she began to uh, get high. She's okay now I think, at least that's what she said.

Okay, sucky night. However, it was some experience though, since it was the first time I had to lug (figuratively) lewis (first drunkard) and karin (second one, literally lug with the boyfriend this time) back home. Thanks guys.

I shall not elaborated on how much yellow solid-liquid waste was regurgitated from their stomachs, ugh. I'm not forgetting this debt, solach.

I'll remember for sure.

JAM, STRUM, SING.

2008-12-08T15:13:00.009+08:00

Life just got more interesting lately, but it's gonna get a little worrying later on. But for now, it's a holiday people! Selamat hari raya to all my muslim buddies! =)

I was going about exploring facebook by looking at my notifications when I saw something like this.Since this anti-hate group is already so vulgar, I didn't see the need to visit the group they're criticising at all. I thought I'd just see some random rude people shooting Christianity and another bunch of random nice people defending it, but this was something new.Someone's gonna get hurt real bad.

Confine him in guantánamo or something.

Went to sitex 2008 a couple of weeks back and got some stuff. Unlike the previous sitex when I got ripped off of about 1.2k on my nikon d40x basic lens kit (they priced it the same on a d40 dual-lens kit, what the heck), I think I got a much better buy this time.The compaq presario sr5580cf (you don't have to really take notice of this) desktop pc.Compared to the my other pc which was like twice the size of this but a million times more hopeless than this present one. This is so much prettier too, hahaha. A rewritable dvd drive! (I previously had one that only reads dvds) Six usb ports - two at the front and four at the back (previously a measly four), a firewire port (omg! so cool but I don't need it!) and four media card reader slots! (which renders my other card reader which offers the same versatility redundant)Sleek black keyboard and a black mouse which comes along with it! The excitement never gets old at all!Well, as all excited little wannabe geeks who just got their new computers have to do, I'll list down the fantastic specs of this little machine =)

Intel core 2 quad processor q6600 (previous a pentium 'ancient' as what I'd like to call it)
4gb ddr2 (don't ask me I have no idea) ram (previously 448mb what the heck is this crazy jump?!)
500gb 3g (what, like 3g army sort of 3g?) hard drive
Nvidia geforce 9500gs 3d (you know what wannabe geeks like to do with this...? *cheeky grin*)
Supermulti drive with lightscribe technology (let's finally burn dvds!)

Just so you know, you're invited to my place to stare at this marvel till you feel like you actually have it. =) (but you don't =D)

This was quite a while ago, but we had another class gathering at jiayang's place. I still found it rather random that out of all class outings we had one at someone's house surrounded by construction sites everywhere. It looked like they were knocking down everything around his block except his.

I guess it was kinda fun in a way. When I talked to the girls in my class it'd be slightly more intelligent to hear them talk about how their lecturer sucks and doesn't care about their welfare, how they did in their exams, how easy it is now doing a math course since it's all just plain jc revision.

Then, when I talked to the guys it'd be how chingyi managed to miss hitting the tank with a missile and acquiring his target instead (this takes a while to sink in), how christopher enjoying his life as a joint term cadet and about to commission soon (i'm over that era), how... (blahblahblaharmytalkblahblahblah).

And how lewis destroys his mind gleefully with social material which hasn't been exposed fully to this humble country yet.

What can I say, we'll always be part of jayjaycee, hahaha.Sit around the television and eat pizza together, budget outing indeed, hahaha.I'm surprised haodong came along too, thought he was back in china ~~fighting the evil forces of melanine and its predecessors~~ to visit his relatives or something. Oh well, seems he got bored socialising and came here to play cs instead which couldn't work because he couldn't connect and he couldn't add bots. He might have killed himself in the game because it was better than talking to the guys about army.Future regular's jumpsuit, or is that what they call these stuff.I figured out that I had to get them out of the house somehow cos I needed to shop for clothes. Yes, interesting that mr gaelan gu is fascinated by the mere idea of purchasing attractive apparel for one's personal amusement, I did happen to buy something in case you're doubtful. Note that it's singular tense.
Zzz, guess who.

INTOXICATION THEORY.

2008-12-03T19:41:00.003+08:00

Yesterday was another easy day as usual in the office, I love this place.

I think somehow inside of me, I wouldn't ever wanna ord if I stay here forever. Hahaha, serious. Oh my, can't believe I just said I didn't wanna ord.

Anyway, I left earlier from work for the first time. It was kinda rush but I didn't see the point of rushing anyway. Met lewis, max, tian (late as usual), nathan and his two other cj friends whom I got to know a little bit more and we got down to clarke quay.

Yeah, we were kinda doing some carlsberg holiday tv advertisement for christmas and chinese new year. I don't think the two ads will exceed two minutes of airing but our time spent there exceed nine freaking hours. Okay lah, it's not like I couldn't take it. I spent twice that amount of time doing sentry which is actually just standing/sitting/running beside the guard post. Standing and running because there were easily about eight mosquitoes hovering around my body whenever i sat down to take a break. But this is not about army and good times are here already =)

So, we got to mix around with some random people, look at some babes once in a while, mingle with a group of chinese nationals (max kept asking me to translate what he wanted to say, i got an E for goodness sake, I didn't do very well either -_-) and look at some local celebs like fiona xie, michelle chia, chong, mark lee and allan wu. Wong lilin came to support him too, but she left because obviously standing for an hour was already killing her.
The job was just to stand around, holding carlsberg bottles, sustaining yourself for about fifty or lesser takes, and mingle and pretend like you're having fun. Easy? Yeah, no kick lah, hahaha. Not bad also la, can see fiona xie also but erm, she kinda acts like a dumb blonde...

Anyway, everything was pretty repetitive and not to forget, attention-seeking since the set was situated right in the middle of clarke quay at the fountain area. Well, it's funny that I don't feel guilty for making max and lewis think that everything was gonna be filmed in zirca, hahaha.

It all ended around four in the morning, and I left the place richer and with a picture taken with mark lee and the other two guys. Sounds gay I know, hahah. I found it surprising that they didn't wanna take a shot with the female celebs instead. Towards the end of the shoot, about three-quarter of the extras left (I'm guessing you figured out I belong to the other quarter) and earned some ot pay. During the final takes, mark lee kept screwing up his english lines like "let's getter together to celebrate..."

Director: CUT!

Extra A: "What the..."
Extra B: "Walao..."
Extra C: "Not again..."
Lewis: "&$(@*#&$@# Iwannagopeealreadymybladder'sbursting...!"

Then all the other celebs had to teach him to brush up on his english lines and well, it ate up some more time.
Well, I guess that's it for the shoot. It was quite an experience, at least I got to know a little more people. Game was off-cue though, but we'll get it right the next time ;)

Oh, tell me if the holiday carlsberg ad airs on tv. I hardly watch much telly anyway, hahaha.

MORE JUICE.

2008-11-20T20:57:00.002+08:00

Blogging is becoming a more troublesome activity for me because:

1. I just switched the internet service provider from starhub to singtel (not a very good move I know, but it's worth a try after a two-year break from them) and there're some issues to iron out.

2. I can't use the internet after exceeding a one-metre radius of my mio box (thank you so much singtel for your crappy router) and thus, I am unfortunately confined to the living room. My photos are stored within my external hard drive, which is inconveniently located in my study room.

3. You guys will get bored of me shooting boon lay. Okay, I will get out by the weekend, hahah.

4. I'm busy reading some extra-curricular material, and probably thinking of involving myself in some extra-curricular activities soon of course.

5. I'm busy choking out material for some business which I really hope will go well.

See, who needs a sword! :)

SWITCHING TRACKS.

2008-11-08T22:18:00.003+08:00

The enthusiasm of the show host resonates in the air, along with the endless stream of noisy chatters. Most of them stroll around aimlessly or stand in obstruction to the traffic for their own benefit of spectating the show, or indulge in the company of their friends. The attractive girl leans on her beloved companion, smiling warmly as they walk out of the centre to somewhere private. The child looks at them, wide-eyed, but not interested enough to carry on staring. He is led predictably to the source of the blaring words spoken by the host, he too, has fueled the host's desire for attention.

The cadet, who just ejected himself from the chasms of suffering, traverses past all of them. He is about to board the train, bringing him to his final destination of the night.

BLACK WIZARDRY.

2008-11-06T20:58:00.004+08:00

Wow, I just saw wu lao shi at my carpark while walking home. Apparently she still didn't know that I lived just a few blocks away from her (I'm still suspecting she forgot about me since I was such an obedient kid back then, and still am), so I just had a really short chat with her because ~~I think my mandarin stinks too much by now to have a proper five-minute conversation.~~ I was busy listening to dead on arrival by fall out boy.

...Okay fine, you got me.

She looked like she was doing great being a housewife anyway. Hmm...miss primary school days?
Oh, let my life begin :)

Oh fruits, please stick to the both of them for your private means of transportation even after I pass, hahaha :D

I'm kinda currently involved in some part-time business with some other slackers at my unit. It's gonna kick off soon I guess, at least there're some drafts ready. Hmm, think there's no harm revealing a hint: it's got something to do with wacky designs and books. Yeah, I just told you which department I'm in charge of too, heh.

Orf me goezzz~

Obama ftwzzz~!

STYLE BREAKS LOOSE.

2008-10-28T20:23:00.003+08:00

Someone asks, "Who lies more: men or women?"
Well, best reply I've heard to that is "women, because they fake orgasms."

Heh.

Okay, that's just an opener to this entry ;)
It's been a roller-coaster ride this week for some reason, although I don't think I'm getting as much workout as the wheels on the cart. But safe to say, I'm still gonna stick to my clerk life after all. And I'll hit the gym, don't worry :)
Spent saturday at grandma's house to discuss about my cousin's wedding, kinda weird in my opinion, but it was kinda fun I guess. Although I thought the day could have been a lot more fun... Friday night was weirder. One guy with a gameplan, while the other lacking the motivation, totally blew everything up, hahaha. The spectacle wasn't even worth witnessing, sadly =D
The annoying cousin was more emo and depressed than usual. What a bore.
Don't know how eventful that night could get as I stared up at that screen, and then looked down at the elevator doors that wouldn't budge.Then, I glared up at the reflective ceiling to realise the reason staring right back at me:

Eleven people in a lift meant for ten.

...Oh well.
Hot and sweaty kid.

Took about twenty minutes of non-stop chattering from all directions and a constant smoldering hot sensation in the air for the repairman to arrive.
Batman arrived late though.

This week will be good ;)

ALPHA AND ITS OMEGA.

2008-10-11T09:31:00.004+08:00

I lost the will.

[121008, 1536] No, the plans are all in place, there will be a conclusion.

[151008, ????] The watchmen saw the wheels spin in motion, but kept it within themselves.

[161008, 1822] They set the captive free!

Haha alright, I know I'm being ironic about everything here but well, it kinda really sucked back then. Well I'm out again, might as well make the best of it, heh :)

RENEWAL SQUARE.

2008-10-05T20:28:00.004+08:00

In less than twenty four hours, I'll be skyrocketed back to a cadet life. With more responsibilities in mind and the experience of a roller-coaster ns life, it was tough not to reject going through hell again. People have been asking me why choose to continue down this dreaded path of doom. Then I'll answer why not? It'll be fun.

Increase in pay.

Slacker wing.

Learn more stuff and probably improve my knowledge, maybe flaunt what I already learnt before ;)

And I'm actually kinda excited about social night, but that's three months later. (sorry pang, later on ;))

Well, I think I'll learn more interesting stuff from the poly dudes.

Okay, I really gotta stop talking about army stuff, as what the wise solach told me so. Need to start planning what to do next friday or saturday night =D

p.s.: this is really just a post to get me going, hahaha.

ANGELS LIVE ON RIDGES.

2008-10-03T22:22:00.004+08:00

It might be old news to tell you I got out of course due to injury (a dumb one in fact), but I've got awesome news to tell you folks.

~3.30pm

*phone vibrates uncontrollably, somehow non-camera handphones vibrate the strongest...*
Me: hello.
????: hi is this gaelan?
Me: yes...
HRSSC: this is [whoever] from hrssc (I was already listening out for a golden word before 'wing'). You are to report to hrssc on monday at 7.45am.
Me: okay... (go on...)
HRSSC: You know where is the new hrssc located right?
Me: the clme building right? (obviously it is! I've been there a million times for meaningless errands!)
HRSSC: Yes. You will be joining sierra wing...

(Ahahahahahaha, YES!)

*listened blankly while I was feeling all high in my head*

*put down the phone and repeatedly echoed 'sierra' to everyone in the hotel wing office*

That probably sums up the day in the life of a temporary clerk, hahaha, seriously.Sure hope cadet life will look a little more like this.

THIS LIFE, THE TREND.

2008-09-20T10:54:00.013+08:00

My divine resolution for the rest of the year:

'shag, still must think.'

I think that's gonna help a great deal, when I officially transit from a storeman to a cadet. Haha never mind, I'll acquire some power of superiority, though that's not necessarily a good thing...can visualise arrows aiming around already...

I don't know why I think about deep things when I'm roaming around then when I sit here to blog, my little nuggets of wisdom gets devoured by some invisible mind-draining imp. Not sweet.

Oh wait wait, I finally got it, but I realised after saying it now so abruptly, the mood won't be there. Another time then, ahaha.

It's monday today and it's my final day of leave, at least I made use of it by having a nice swim on a sun-less afternoon. Anyway, last night...the fruits went to pick up our comrade from the airport. Wonder where the other welcome party went...Well, he asked to be an idiot, hahaha.

(update, forgot to post this part:) She's back to terrorise us all, ahhh.

Car, check. People, check. Rare treat from pang, check (with an asterisk).
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Go where? Despite my desperate attempts to avoid the west by suggesting places like chompchomp and laupasat, they still wanted to go holland v since the driver had school the next day, zzz.

Well anyway, we went cold rock. Quite cool, never went there before but the way they mixed all the candies and everything sweet with the ice cream. To tell you the truth, it didn't look like much skill was involved -.- Just mash and mix. We had chocolate mint&ferrero and peanut butter&strawberry. Not a huge fan of both mixes =x

Hmm well, it was basically a catch-up session (okay euphemism for juicy gossip corner) and just sharing new experiences with each other, though it was like basically hearing it from only one person, hahaha....loser.

Hahahaha.

BLUE SKIES AND BURNING JARGONS.

2008-09-13T23:07:00.002+08:00

I just realised...

I've been against like every organisation I ever joined since primary school. The decade-long fairfield tyranny, the jayjaycee dictatorship and now... it goes islandwide. Never mind, never mind. Everything will change, come eighth february 2010 (alright, shut up january enlistees).

Hmm seems like life might get more eventful nearing the end of september. Recoursing around then, ah pang coming for a visit, formula one...and some long awaited medical appointment. Okay I guess that's all that's really gonna happen in my life, sad eh? Haha cadet life will keep my hands busy soon, now storeman life at most can blog about how heavy carrying ops boxes are and how being a passenger on a tonner on an uneven path is like rodeoing without knowing when it's gonna end.

Maybe I'm looking forward to november. That's about nine weeks, when all the major examinations end and we can all go all out and party, right? Oh yes we can. :)

Okay, book in tomorrow morning for commissioning parade, zzz.

PASS THE PRECIPITATION.

2008-08-30T11:24:00.009+08:00

Life can be whatever you make it out to be.

(Well, let's drop that.)

I'll provide you guys (referring to you, belonging to a small loyal audience who still come to visit my blog after eons of stagnation) with some update about my life. Well, I lost the struggle and I'm due for recourse. That means I'm joining the next batch of poly cadets in about a month's time. Though it sucks in a way to do the same stuff over again, no choice loh. Who ask me wanna be an officer, hahaha.

Now I'm just another private enjoying officer privileges like unlimited canteen breaks and the temporary ability to stay out =)

Alright, I know your eyes needs to see pictures, so I'll just show a few.Went with my ex-platoon mates to plaza sing a few weeks ago for an outing. I don't know whether I'm so lucky as to see two of my wing instructors on that day, with one who recognised me before I did (one wound can gain me that much fame in the wing). Played close to five hours of lan before going to grab dinner with them at some japanese restaurant, forgot already. My fellow out-of-course (ooc) mate came to join us a while later. His case is a better case of misfortune, got stung by a hornet. Guaranteed ticket out of ocs, hahaha. Well, at least he's happy since he's not gonna recourse like me, doctors are scared a repeat of his case will happen, so they excused him from outfield activities...forever.I know, I know, you're thinking: will the army boy quit yapping about army already?

Oh fine. Anyway, tian, nate, me and gang had fun at the grand copthorne since bennett got a complimentary stay there. The hotel's just outside zouk too, you know! But we're decent kids, we don't go drink till we get drunk and get wasted when we go back to the hotel room or something =D

Yes, and that's tian with his fat psp =)"Whaaat?"For some reason,Tian offends anyone, everywhere he goes.

Heh heh.
Finally something to get through the remaining one year and six months; eighteen months.

Wonder what's gonna happen to this after that =x

Update [31 0030hrs]: Selamat hari jadi malaysia!

ARE YOU HIGHER?

2008-08-15T00:03:00.003+08:00

I'm not going down just yet, assholes.

Oh, field camp was a blast.

THE SURVIVAL OF GOLDGIN.

2008-08-02T20:00:00.003+08:00

Great, august is here. So is my twelve-day field camp. The reason why I haven't been blogging is...because I haven't had a lot of free time, and I don't exactly find army stuff interesting to blog about. It's like I'm already in civilisation so why not talk about more normal stuff.

Alright anyway, I'll be cut off from everyone from monday onwards because those inhumane sadists decided not to let us bring handphones along. Man, I so abhor this.

Well, sorry to disappoint you but no interesting pictures this time, hahaha. I'm still looking out for a nice wide angle lens. Slurrrp! Guess money's the only assuring thing which can get me through all this crap, ahaha. Heh heh, so guess you can starting looking for me on the fourteenth of august, I'll finally be back. And yes, national day on pulau tekong, glorious =(

Moral to be learnt: enjoy school!

HOPES AFLAME.

2008-07-20T11:40:00.004+08:00

Two weeks into service term, and still not getting a pretty life.

On the other hand, I'm more looking forward to the week after the next to see more of this:
Because I won't get to see it on the actual day =(

Hmm, just realised my social circle is seemingly getting smaller since I don't really keep in contact with close friends thanks to ns, but it's actually getting bigger since I'm like mixing with more people from my wing, though it's not really healthy. Well, like I really have a choice -.-
But I was kinda surprised at myself, bringing photos of all my fairfield, jc and bmt friends to camp to frame them on the noticeboard. Even I don't do that in bmt, hahaha. Guess those really serve to remind me to endure all the shit they fling at me, endure and overcome and celebrate.

Oh, the dark night's a great watch too, though corny. Four out of five popcorns =D