THIRD RESUSCITATION.
Yet another post without pictures. Well, no choice, no cameras in the army and I haven't been out partying after book out or something. Just too tired to roam anywhere else except the comfort of my own home.
Anyway, it's been a good day. Early book out, satisfactory ippt results plus an improvement in my 2.4km run (nine minutes and slightly more than fourty seconds which is a personal best :D), got accepted into the faculty of arts and social sciences of nus (ntu offered econs too but, I'd give cheenaland a miss). There was also some discovery centre visit today and though it was boring and all that, the advantage was the cheap one buck ride back to boon lay from there, heh heh. So everything sorta went my way today I guess, not bad.
Well as for army, I nearly got scared out of my wits when they said they were gonna confine those who didn't shave. That would mean I wouldn't get a chance to be sitting here blogging about how great the day went. But well, by a stroke of luck, everything blew away like nothing ever happened. Of course the entire company got punished for some other matter...which is a normal thing.
This time, I'll be gone for another two weeks, after booking in tomorrow. Sit test, live grenade throwing, six-day-five-night field camp, life just gets better.
I'll leave you guys with some army songs to lighten up the mood! =D
Purple light
[Bridge]
I asked my girl, to take a walk,
To take a walk, down orchard road.
Bypass mandarin, to centrepoint,
Where we had lunch, at macdonald's.
We had fillet, and an apple pie.
We shared a cup, of lemon lime.
I held her hands, looked into her eyes,
And asked her to, be my valentine.
There was one night, there was no light.
There was no light, so we used torchlight.
Torchlight no batt, so we used moonlight.
Moonlight not bright, so we used purple light.
[Choruses]
Purple light, in the valley,
That is where, I wanna be.
Infantry, close companion,
With my rifle and my buddy and me~
S.O.C., sibei jialat.
I.P.P.T., lagi worse.
Everyday, doing pt,
With my rifle and my buddy and me~
Booking out, see my girlfriend,
Saw her with, another man.
Killed the man, raped my girlfriend,
With my rifle and my buddy and me~
O.R.D., back to studies.
Got degree, so happy.
Can't forget, days in army,
With my rifle and my buddy and me~
Purple light, at the warfront,
That is where, my buddy dies.
If I die, would you bury me~
With my rifle and my buddy and me~
Training to be soldiers
Training to be soldiers, fight for our land.
Once in our life, two years of our time.
Have you ever wondered,
Why must we serve? [repeat as many times as you like till we're all annoyed]
Because we love our land.
And we want it to be free, to be free - ah!
Stand up, be on your guard.
Come on everybody, do your part.
Come on every soldier, soul and heart.
Do it for our nation.
Do it for our singapore - ah!
Looking all around us, people everywhere.
Children having fun, while we are holding guns.
Have you ever wondered,
Why must we serve?
Because we love our land.
And we want it to be free, to be free - ah!
Airborne (modified)
A is for air-con.
I is for in the bunk.
R is for relac.
B is for born to keng.
O is for O.O.T.*
R is for R.O.**
N is for night snack.
E is for pes E.
Down by the M.O.***,
Had a little cough.
Took some panadols,
Had the day off!
* - Out of training. means that the soldier does not need to participate in any bmt activities and he'll be posted to a combat unit, slacker, in other words.
** - Routine order. Orders given at the end of the day, usually we can start using our phones after that, so it's good stuff baby.
*** - Medical officer.
Victory song
Viper coy, viper coy.
Viper coy, viper coy, viper coy.
We are the ones, we are the champions.
We will always be the one, viper coy!
(Usually sung multiple times)
They say that in the army
They say that in the army,
The food is very nice.
You ask for curry chicken,
They give you chaotar rice!
[Chorus]
I don't wanna lead an army life,
I just wanna lead a simple life!
P.C.* please let me go.
O.C.** say no no no.
Mama I wanna go home~
They say that in the army,
The girls are very chio.
You ask for fiona xie,
They give you frankenstein! [or insert any person you hate]
[Chorus]
They say that in the army,
The sergeants very nice.
You ask for early bookout,
They scold you chao c.b.!
[Chorus]
Well, that's it for now. I know some other songs but well, next time. I bet I'd learn more new songs during field camp or any of that army shit. Byebye again.

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